Miss World is nixing bikinis in the upcoming pageant in Indonesia due to threats by Muslims.

I tell you, when your biggest fear is busty women and sexy legs, your religion looks like the most unappealing thing in the world, but to threaten people? It’s not enough that you ban these things from members of your own religion, but you’ll threaten people who don’t follow your same rules?

How did Islam ever even get off the ground with this ridiculous attitude?!

Oh, that’s right. It started in the Dark Ages and then just stayed there.